General Redjec DSO VC BSC here, as you know a serious attack was committed on my person a few days ago by over zealous young men of the Windy Massive who no doubt mistook me for Quarz, whom i hate.
I am battered but the doctors were able to repair the damage, i will have to lie on my stomach for the next 6 months though. I am unbowed and my spirit is unbroken! I know some of you despise me and enjoyed my misfortune. Well that is natural and it is a price we high-flyers have to pay. You will never see me defeated because i have unshakeable self-belief unlike that worm Quarz, whom i hate.
I have heard that Quarz, whom you may have heard i hate, is to marry that thing Crystal Ribbon. What a vile pairing that is. Quarz, whom you will be surprised to hear i hate, would be better off sleeping with farm animals. It would be less depraved anyway. Quarz and CR married! What a disgusting thought! I hate them!
The most disgusting thought though is that this vile coupling could produce spawn, the son of Quarz! Well you can be reassured, i will hate him too!
