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60% believed Crystal Ribbon would take Quarz's cherry and turn him into a man. What a disgusting thought!

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83% believed the F-45C/K would be the best fighter in the next decade and not the F-10S which is no surprise because the F-45A is already better than our fighter and the next version of the F-45 is supposed to be going to be 3 times better!

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41% believed that TTG members go commando. A disgusting thought of course and Redjec suspects TTG actually wear stained grey Y-fronts. Which is an even more disgusting thought.

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Cheddar was the favourite cheese of those polled with 44%, oddly enough Windy's knob cheese did not win the poll.

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100% oddly enough believed that Bolt's job of cleaning out the various orifices of Real Doll after a night of violent penetration by Henry was worse than cleaning the DDS' toilets!

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66% believed the Dinos would prevail against the ABBOs. Please check out our latest poll, who has the worst job? Trojan Warlord cleaning toilets at the DDS or Bolt cleaning out Henry's real doll after a night of violent penetration?

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Unsurprisingly 100% of respondents thought that The Friar/XE's fate in DDS custody would be a knife shoved half way up his ass. He might be lucky if that is all that happens to him...

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57% uncharitably thought the name of the proposed HCS space bomber would be "Doomed". "Centaur" was the second most popular option and may be the favourite with the HCS themselves.

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Surprisingly 80% of those polled would rather spent a Valentines day with Gibson rather than Trok! Personally i'd rather probe my own anus with a soldering iron than be with either! Now with Hannah Montana, now you talking. Ooooh baby!

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In our latest poll 66% believed the DDS should not develop a new cruiser to replace the Pulsar that is being withdrawn in a few years. Please vote in our next poll!

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In our latest poll 60% thought MBH was a future Chief Toilet Attendant, the rest thought he would be a rent boy. No one thought he would be the future Emperor of the Galaxy, obviously he didn't see the poll for himself. Please vote in our latest poll on whether to replace the Pulsar or not.

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66% thought the K-18D would be the key new DDS warplane with all other options trailing a distant second. "Personally i agree for once as it is excellent for dropping napalm on Quarz's, whom i hate, head!" - Redjec.

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Poll result : How will Windy kill The Friar/XE?

The people have voted in their... well 7 people anyway. The question was, how would Windy kill The Friar now he knows that he is really XE in disguise. Although the vote was split everyone was unanimous The Friar's demise would be rather unpleasant and involve lots of anal trauma. 57% said it would "Something involving lots of lubricant" and 42% said "Rocket up the backside". To be honest The Friar would be very lucky if that is all that will happen to him...

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In our latest poll 57% thought the Clone Space Missile was all it was cracked up to be and the DDS should nuke the Clones now! 

Opinion divided on future fleet needs

In our latest poll on what gaps remain in the DDS fleet opinion was evenly divided (50% each) between a "Massive battlecruiser" and a "Multi-role combat support ship". Don't forget to vote on our latest poll!

Poll result : What did Windy want for Xmas?

"The result is in and our readers believe Windy wants Quarz's ass for Xmas, 100% voted that way, well it was pretty obvious" writes Redjec. "Windy is going to marry Quarz next year, they are going to move in together, wearing matching pink cardigans and have 14 cats."

Be sure to take part in our new poll.

85% wish to join Team Redjec!

85% of people on the poll on this website have said they would like to join Team Redjec! Commander Redjec is of course pleased and expected it anyway. Team Redjec is for winners and not losers like Team Quarz, whom Redjec hates.