The Orchid has announced that the DDS are to try a new revenue stream and raise funds through corporate sponsorship and other commercial tie-ups. Central to the new initiative will be the renaming of ships in return for sponsorship money. A DDS spokesman said that D101 Panther was to be renamed D101 Euro Telecom. The Terran communications company paying 320 million zarks for the priviledge. D102 Jaguar is set to be renamed D102 Televisions Direct and a number of other ships have already been renamed.
From the bridge of her flagship C126 Femfresh The Orchid said that corporate sponsorship could raise the DDS billions. "We are also selling naming rights to future conflicts. The first example will be the forthcoming war which from now on shall be known as the Kraft Foods Bolitic War."
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1.4.09
DDS in shock as Windscorpion quits!
The DDS has been thrown into chaos as it's commander and leading light has announced he is to leave the DDS with immediate effect and get married. "I have been saving the galaxy's ass for long enough." he told reporters, "Now its time for Windscorpion or rather Trevor Williams which of course is my real name to settle down and enjoy a bit of domestic life."
Trevor also announced he has been seeing a young woman for some months now. "My bride to be, April, is a lawyer in the DDS. We are going to live in Iowa and maybe set up a homestead. And of course a family. I can't wait until there is the patter of tiny feet and a family of little Windscorpions and Quarzs running around the place."
Trevor also announced he has been seeing a young woman for some months now. "My bride to be, April, is a lawyer in the DDS. We are going to live in Iowa and maybe set up a homestead. And of course a family. I can't wait until there is the patter of tiny feet and a family of little Windscorpions and Quarzs running around the place."
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