Ronald's youngest son, Ronaldson, is to join the DDS in an attempt to "make a man" out of him. Ronaldson has been criticised for not doing his national service in the Dino Army but the effeminate Dino said he could not return there because of the havoc peeling spuds did to his cuticles and khaki is so out of season.
However Ronald has demanded his son "toughen up" and so has arranged for him to serve in a DDS aligned unit, the UNP Humanitarian Corps where he will help out in disaster areas. A Dino spokesman said that Ronaldson in the Dino Army faced "abuse, humiliation and violence", quite why the DDS will be any different is unknown.
