8.3.09

Vindication!!!

Captain Redjec Esq here, yes Captain as i have been promoted! Vindication at last for my tireless work in exposing the loserdom of Quarz, whom i hate. Team Redjec, as you may have heard, is the new anti-espionage unit of the DDS. We are spycatchers now. We will continue our existing duties too, like running this website. Trojan Warlord will also continue as a toilet attendant.


I must admit i was rather worried when Windscorpion summoned me to his office but i shouldn't have worried. He has been very impressed with Team Redjec's existing haul of spies and wants me to build up my team and continue crushing spy rings. I have recruited Google Boy to Team Redjec. As you know he is the foremost computer expert in the DDS. I have asked him to begin electronic surveillance of a number of targets and also find me some good Asian girl porn. I feel like celebrating. We are on a roll now, unlike Quarz who's only success is in blocking the toilets with his endless poo! I hate him and i hate his shit!


A couple of my operatives question a suspect, or are unwinding after a hard day's work. Its hard to know with some of these dudes.

I am now trying to get Team Redjec allocated it's own ship. We are already working with the new Prowler units. Trojan Warlord has already fallen foul of these hyper-violent brutal young men when he broke their toilet. They then ran a train on him and broke his ass! If only that could happen to Quarz, whom i hate you may be surprised to know.

So onwards and upwards. Team Redjec is going places and that place is Death-To-Quarz-City!