Ayatollah Clone XE resumes duties

Captain Clone surprised the Clones last month by admitting that The Friar was Ayatollah Clone XE and now the cleric appears to have returned to public life. XE appeared on Clone TV's breakfast show "Clone Morning" and said that after a short illness he was going to resume his duties immediately. He said he was no longer going to pretend to be The Friar. He also said the secular path of the Clones had not worked and that Oojok Madness would return, stronger than ever.

The return of XE is news to the DDS who are adamant they possess the real XE, it has been reported The Friar's identity was confirmed as XE through DNA tests. A DDS spokesman said the Clones were trying to cover up the loss of XE by hiring an actor to pretend to be him.