I am Field Marshal Million Redjec's cousin though actually we were bought up together as my parents were arrested when i was a youth for some sort of highly complicated fraud involving a pyramid scheme and the Duke of Lower Uppenheim's second wife's gardener. Growing up with Redjec, sorry i mean King of Kings Redjec, was not that easy. As you know he is a very modest man and very easy to get on with.
I am quite good with IT, of course Grandmaster Redjec calls me a sad geek loner who will never get laid. Now that is interesting because i have done a little analysis of our lives to date. I have had 3 girlfriends and Redjec none. I have had sex a lot more than Redjec too, unless you count making love with your hand in that case then Redjec is the clear winner. Topdog Redjec is very important and has thought of his career first. Of course i am a geek so spreadsheets and statistical analysis is available on request.
Hmm i hope Redjec doesn't read this. Mind you the only thing he did actually read had a ring-pull.
