Think you know your DDS? Well lets find out if you are the Apogee Of Man or the Abyss Of Sadness...
1) The DDS comic book series is the UV series, what does UV stand for?
a) Ultra Violence
b) Ultra Violent
c) Underpants Vacant
d) It doesn't mean anything
2) Windscorpion's favourite football team is the...
a) 49ers
b) Stoke City FC
c) ARSEnal
d) Proximan Giants
3) Psychologists and church groups have critcised the DDS comic books for glorifying and being obsessed with...
a) Violence
b) Fascism
c) Underage girls
d) All of the above
4) Why must you never call a Bolitic a Dino?
a) Its incorrect
b) It is correct but they hate it
c) Its complicated
d) They will probably kill you anyway so what the hell?
5) Which was the first 3G DDS warship?
a) Isometric
b) Quasar
c) Velocity
d) Panther
6) According to MBH Jimmy should be...
a) Consul
b) Killed
c) Chief Toilet Attendant
d) Nothing
7) Who was the first DDS Commander?
a) Ronald
b) Windscorpion
c) Opticon
d) The Shiner
8) Who is the leader of the Tarbot Federation?
a) Dr Slow
b) Dr Medium Pace
c) Dr Fast
d) Dr Variable Speed
9) What was Delicate Flower's, Quarz's friend, favourite pastime?
a) Masturbating over pics of Quarz
b) Bathing in Quarz's faeces
c) Secretly photgraphing Quarz in the shower
d) All of the above
10) Who is the greatest love of Windy's life?
a) Himself
b) Little Ralphie
c) Quarz
d) War
Scores :
No peeking, but the answers are below. See how you did out of 10 with the handy score rating guide:
0-3 : You are a useless, pathetic worm. Hello Trojan Warlord!
4-6 : Not bad, you have some worth, but not much. Hello Redjec!
7-9 : A model professional. Be my wingman. Hello Firefly!
10 : The Apogee Of Man is you! Hello Windscorpion!
Answers : 1a, 2b, 3d, 4d, 5b, 6c, 7a, 8a, 9d, 10b
