14.1.09

Is Ayatollah Clone XE alive?

A number of years ago, at the height of the Clone Wars the spiritual leader of Oojok Madness Ayatollah Clone XE somehow managed to have Windscorpion's boyfriend Ralphie kidnapped. Live on Clone TV XE executed Ralphie (which makes a change from the usual fare on Clone TV : Fear Factor : Cloneworld and Strictly Come Sequins). Windy of course was enraged, driven wild by grief and headed for Cloneworld with the cream of the DDS for a showdown with XE and the Religious Police.

In a great battle the RP were crushed and XE killed (eventually) by Windy... or so everyone thought. Now there are reports coming out of Cloneworld, from pretty reliable sources, that XE is alive and well and disguised as The Friar. The reports say that it was The Friar and not XE who died at Windy's hands (and various other parts of Windy's body) after The Friar heroically sacrified himself and swapped clothes with XE.

Since that day XE has continued to live as The Friar, even engineering the secular downfall of Oojok Madness to increase his power. Windy has not yet made any comment.