One dissappointing thing was i did not receive any recognition in Queen Tracy III's New Year Honours. An administrative oversight i am sure. But then again i do not live for honours and medals, though it would be nice. I am not bitter, but there is still time to add my name to the list bitch, i mean your majesty. Somehow Quarz did not win the LBE (Loser of the British Empire) so something must be amiss, as i hate him.
Pink Iguana... or is it Gibson's ancestor?
The other day i was reading about pink Iguanas on Terra and asked Gibson, the Dino liaison officer who always seems to have a sore bottom, if he was related to it. He did not find it funny and regarded me with a weary bloodshot eye before trooping off to get a bigger butt plug. Disgusting, he no doubt indulges in the same filth as the not-lamented Delicate Flower, ex-beau of Quarz whom i hate.
Talking of Quarz, who you may know that i hate, i have been investigating the degenerate Crystal Ribbon, some of the pictures i have found on-line... no its just too... weird. I shall have to watch Hanna Montana for a few hours to recover. Still it amuses me this... thing... is said to desire Quarz. Imagine the things she wishes to do to him?! Something involving margarine, electrodes and papier mache according to her blog. He deserves it, i hate him.
Windscorpion is on his way back to GHQ, i suspect he may be coming to stand down as leader of the DDS and then appoint me as his successor. If not now then soon. The future is bright, the future is Commander Redjec. I hate Quarz.
