29.1.09

The Friar issues passionate (and desperate) denial to DDS

The Friar has made an unprecedented appearance on the UNP's most popular TV channel, BBC 15. He issued a passionate denial that he was Ayatollah Clone XE. He said that XE indeed was alive but that it wasn't him! He said XE's wherabouts were unknown but that XE would be bought to justice.

Ayatollah Clone XE
Where is this man? One sighting had him serving behind the counter of a fish & chip shop in Bradford, alongside Elvis.

The Friar then amazed the TV interviewer by saying that when XE was captured he would hand XE over to the DDS! He said the DDS could try XE for his war crimes. The fact remains now, has The Friar convinced the DDS and most importantly Windscorpion that he is not XE? If The Friar is found in a few weeks with a knife stuck half way up his ass then we know the answer was no.