25.5.08

Captain Clone launches broadside against DDS and Benito

Captain Clone, from his new office at HCS GHQ on Cloneworld, has launched a blistering attack against the DDS. On a speech broadcast throughout the Clone Star Empire (though shown on tape delay on Austini 55 because of Eurovision) Captain Clone called the DDS "imperialist aliens" for their stance on Oscar. He claimed the DDS wished to supply the Oscar humans so they could kill the Clone men on Oscar and dishonour the women. This is, of course, rather the opposite of the actual situation on Oscar where the Clones are poised to conquer the whole planet.

CC then turned his attention on Benito, referencing the recent contact between Benito and the DDS he called Benito a "lapdog of human xenophobic crypto-fascism". Benito, when asked later by Clone TV for his reactions, said he had not watched the speech as he had been playing golf.