General Redjec DSO MC BSc here, as we all know the war is on and i am excited about the chance to perform many great deeds. I am a hero as you know unlike Quarz whom i hate. He is a snivelling worm who is now under the tutelage of Windscorpion. I hope Windy is very strict with him and comes down very hard on him!
Anyway enough of that worm, who i hate. Lets talk war! As i said i have some important and heroic duties to perform. For example i am currently doing an audit of fire safety appliances across GHQ. Very important and heroic duties indeed. There is the front line but the back line is even more important. What if a fire extinguisher runs out of puff during a battle, it could be the difference between success and failure. Victory and defeat. Indeed victory in this war may depend on me!
I read that the Remedians have got involved in the war. They are now playing with the big boys. I bet their ships are having emergency latrine upgrades! Just as Quarz's ship would. How i hate him!
