In a welcome diversion from the looming war Commander Quarz is set to marry his sweetheart Lieutenant Crystal Ribbon later this week. The question of who is to be the "best man" has yet to be finalised though. Trojan Warlord is an obvious candidate as he is one of Quarz's few friends (that he doesn't have to pay) but as several have pointed out calling Trojan Warlord the "best man" would be the greatest lie in the history of the universe.
Whether Windy will attend the ceremony is unknown. It is thought Windy will prefer to be on his personal ship SS Stoke City busying himself attending to the needs of his guests which some say include royalty. "There is a King aboard." one insider said, "And he gets very special treatment from Windy and his staff."
