General Redjec here, and i am in a very good mood. Not just because that soothing cream i bought is working a treat on ...a certain part of my anatomy... but because i am happy to report FINAL VICTORY over Quarz, whom i hate. His wedding day to the vile creature Crystal Ribbon did not go to plan.
As the ceremony was going ahead Windy turned up and took Quarz away, then i understand Quarz was "made a man". Well i know... i mean i have been told... what that entails! Quarz has now entered a new world. A Windy world. This i am glad about as i hate Quarz as you may know. So it is Victory over Quarz day or VQ day! The greatest day in the history of mankind.
Now i think i need some more cream, and another cushion.
