19.4.12

Redjec and Rathun to marry!

It has been announced that General Redjec is to marry former DDS officer and indeed former male Maryann Rathun tomorrow. Their lightning romance first came to light when a lurid (and very short) sex tape came to light. Such was the desire to see this coupling the internet melted down across several UNP planets.

Rathun's reappearance is a mystery, it was thought he had been killed during the rebellion on Liberation when he was overthrown but it is rumoured he was a prisoner of Windscorpion for a time. Why he underwent gender reassignment is unknown though he was only officially reclassified female today, just in time for the wedding.
  • The first attempted teleport between 2 separate planetary systems has been a failure the Dinos have announced. This was the second stage in their development of Deep Subspace Burrowing Teleport (DSBT) technology and an attempt was made to send an ummanned probe between a lab on Dino-Land and another on Jeloka. However the probe was lost somewhere in the 4.2 light year gap between the two systems. The previous test between Dino-Land and one of its moons was successful last year but Chief Scientist Dougson admitted this was an ambitious attempt. "I am not too disheartened as we have gathered a lot of telemetry to analyse. We hope to make another attempt in a few weeks."