2.1.10

WM riot at GHQ; Windy breaks cover

Several hundred members of Windy Massive converged on a burger bar at DDS GHQ after there were rumours that Windy was secretly flipping burgers there. After they found he wasn't the joyous nature of the crowd soon descended into ugly brutal violence and DDS Security had to intervene resulting in 24 arrests and 9 rapes.

To calm the tempestuous atmosphere in his fan club Windy has finally broken his silence and addressed his supporters from an unknown location via a video link. He wished everyone a happy new year, to keep the faith and said high boots with narrow heels were so last season.