16.1.10

The Orchid and Knobhead in angry exchange

With the election a week tomorrow the campaign for DDS Commander has really ramped up over the last couple of days with the 2 candidates beginning a series of rallies and appearances across the DDS. Knobhead has continued his attack on what he says is the regimented boredom of an Orchid regime. "The Orchid wants to create a DDS of robots. Dull automations controlled by rigid rules. Unsuited to the dynamic geo-political situation the DDS will find itself in. The DDS of The Orchid will be a lumbering monolith in a galaxy of nimble foes."

The Orchid roared back, "What does Knobhead stand for? He wants to create a liberal fantasyland for the DDS. Maybe he intends for the DDS to defeat it's enemies with leaflet campaigns, charity wristbands and bring-and-bake sales. Of course i want a regimented ordered DDS. Its a military organisation! We will be focussed against our enemies. Our eyes are on the prize. Under Knobhead our eyes will be on diversity awareness workshops.

"Vote Orchid for Panthers and Corkscrew, vote Knobhead for political correctness and bed wetting counseling sessions."