Knobhead, trailing badly in the polls, has attempted to breath some new life into his campaign to be elected DDS Commander today by outlining his vision for the DDS at a rally on Terra. He said the DDS was "for all", an inclusive organisation which recognises and builds upon the strengths of it's staff.
His "vision" however has been criticised as too vague and "fluffy". "What does it mean, DDS for all?" one officer said, "It sounds like a mobile phone company not the DDS!" Knobhead, in a later appearance on a chat show, said that the DDS would recognise the strengths of it's staff and it's weaknesses and address them through a holistic bonding process.
