29.10.09

Windy sets up Windy Massive Battalions

Windy asked his supporters, the fanatical Windy Massive, for volunteers for a number of shock battalions in the New DDS Army and within minutes 99.2% had volunteered (the other 0.8% was raped for being cowardly). Thousands of young man declared their desire to be hurled into hopeless battles and die for Windy!

Windy said 5000 WM members would be selected for a number of battalions. He said the WM units would form a "firm rearguard and backbone" to DDS positions. They would ensure no one run away and would "process" any prisoners taken.