Ayatollah Clone XE : Xenon will be crushed!

Ayatollah Clone XE has made his first televised sermon since the lifting of the ban on Oojok Madness. Sharing a joint platform with Captain Clone and Oojok he soon was back to form and gave the following speech to a frenzied crowd of Clones:

Fellow Clones, today we face the gravest threat to the Clone race for some time. A wicked and degenerate foe, drenched in sin and unholy evil, an Anti-Oojok, a dark horned beast overcome with vile lusts and an addiction to illegal thrills. That threat is the Xenon faction of the 7 Sa Sao. These infidels dare to challenge the unparalled might of the Clone Star Empire! These infidels dare...!

Their evil cannot be imagined. Even to think upon their dark antics is a sin that must be cleansed with self-penance such as self-beating and self-abuse. If you cannot manage to abuse yourself then a fellow follower of THE WORD will be happy to abuse you i am sure. Maybe you can mutually abuse each other?

In that pain, in that agony and shame then we can know a taste of the vile filth that the Xenon wish to inflict on us! The Xenon plan to enslave us! They plan to dishonour our women! Turn our sons into slaves, our daughters into painted harlots of the street. Millenia of Clone culture will be destroyed and swept away by a tidal wave of SIN!

So we must stop them. We must mobilise to crush the infidels, to smite the Anti-Oojok. Self-interest must be abolished. Everyone must submit to endless toil and self-denial in order for the HCS, our shield against SIN, to be strong enough to defeat the whores of Babylon. If you suspect your neighbour is not doing his all then you must report to the authorities and they will be... punished.

Raise up now! Submit your soul to Oojok! Pledge your life to the Clone Empire! Happily sacrifice yourself for the glory of Oojok! We can defeat the denzians of Doom! We can crush the sluts of Sodom! Oojok is most great! Oojok is most great!