5.10.06

XE : "The Friar likes to have sex with another man's bottom"

The Sword Of Truth achieved a hattrick of high profile "info-attacks" when around 40 large electronic billboards across the capital of Cloneworld Ailier City were hacked and instead of their usual programme of adverts for menswear they displayed Ayatollah Clone XE who was able to give another message. He said :

"Fellow Clones, rise up and resist the secular forces! Fight back against the foul Friar! He is a deviant secular criminal! The Friar likes to have sex with another man's bottom, and then eat nut roast! Followers of Oojok eat meat! Personally I love beef! Oojok is most great! Oojok is most great!"

The Friar is understood to have had the head of network security in Ailier sacked.