16.10.06

Character of the week : G-B-H

G-B-H is Ronald's best mate and his right hand man. For a long time he was the Deputy Emperor though under the new system he is now officially Minister of Foreign Affairs though he is still second only to The Ron. The ironic thing is, when G-B-H has had to step in when Ronald has been absent hes been largely a failure who freezes when in charge...

Ronald and G-B-H met when Ronald was a centurion and G-B-H a decurion. At first they hated each other as G-B-H thought Ronald was a fancy dan officer just there to grab some glory. During an operation against terrorists Ronald saved G-B-H's life and since then they have been best friends. G-B-H has been at Ronald's side ever since.

In recent years the friendship came under some strain because of the evil M-B-H, G-B-H's son, who spent much of the time trying to kill Ronald. Recently its become even tighter after G-B-H's daughter Pheldira has married Ronald's son Smellyson. Its thought that the Iguana-Golas could rule the empire for centuries. We'll have to see.

G-B-H is known as one of the strongest Dinos in the army, a fighter of immense talent and courage. G-B-H might freeze when Emperor but he leads well at a lower level. He is one of the all-time greats, no doubt about it.