13.12.11

Balgason wins SS Commander election

MBH's candidate Tribune Balgason has won the SS Commander election with 51.2% of the vote following a hectic last couple of days electioneering which saw the previous frontrunner Roscoe's support drop to 29.3%. A mysterious accident where Roscoe's campaign HQ was destroyed by a bomb that appears to have been accidentally dropped from a passing SS Dinomark did not help his cause. Pircasa won 11% of the vote.

Roscoe is understood to have gone into hiding pursued by angry supporters, gloating opponents and a furious Ronald. His life expectancy has dropped somewhat. Balgason will be officially installed later this week and sworn into the Senate (SS Commander being a rank equivalent to Senator). Pircasa is likely to be made one of the two Deputy Commanders though Solax is probably going to be the other.

Balgason gave thanks to his God (Ronald), Master (MBH) and gimp (Thing That Does Not Deserve A Name).