20.11.09

Galactic leaders react to Windy resignation

Windy's shock resignation has reverberated around the galaxy. Consul Cruggson of the Dino Republic said he congratulated Windy for his achievements and hoped to continue Dino co-operation with his successor. Senator Ronald said he was surprised by the decision and said he looked forward to going bowling with Windy.

Emperor Oojok of the Clone Star Empire said that the resignation was a surprise but did not comment further. Ayatollah Clone XE hailed the "collapse of the degenerate regime of the anti-Oojok".

Starbotian leader S101 said "hewmons were chaotic and unpredictable" and then went on a 5 hour long fascistic rant about why machines are superior to biological life forms.