Commander Redjec has been hospitalised with what is said to be severe damage to his anus. He was found broken and bleeding in the gutter outside Team Redjec headquarters. A few hours later someone finally bothered to take him to hospital where he underwent emergency anal reconstruction surgery. The Onion has taken control of TR for the meantime.
Lurid footage of someone looking like Redjec being buggered was later released on the internet. The DDS network crashed for 2 hours while 1000s of people tried to download the video.
