Greetings Captain Redjec Esq here. I am currently on Dino-Land on a secret mission. I can't tell you what it involves of course except that unfortunately it does not include torturing and abusing Quarz, whom i hate.
That is a shame as that loathsome individual deserves nothing less than pain and humiliation. Just like my childhood. Those incidents with Mr Vulture i won't go into. But it made me the man i am. I had to fight hard for everything i have got. That's why i am a SUCCESS not like the FAILURE that is Quarz. Quarz = EPIC FAIL. I hate him.
Whilst on Dino-Land (which is a dreadful place by the way) i have met a Dino who is probably as pathetic and low as Quarz, whom you may know that i hate, imagine that?! That Dino is called Bolt and he apparently is on MBH's staff. Bolt is the gopher for Henry who is a real piece of work. Bolt's duties seem to consist of being a footstool for Henry and cleaning out Henry's sex doll. Bolt even has to salute this thing, which Henry calls Centurion Real Doll. Its given me some ideas for what to do with Quarz. I really should make him clean out a sex doll which i have used, that would crush his soul. Of course it means i would have to use a doll which would be a sacrifice i would have to make. As you all know i have fabulous success with women.
Quarz doesn't of course. His "success" involves being stalked by Crystal Ribbon. Its what he deserves as i hate him.
