Quarz (pronounced Quartz) is probably the wimpiest person in history. The slightest danger sends him into a quivering wreck and a seemingly endless supply of shit. He is known as the "Sewage Plant" by his peers. The smell of shit seems to always be following him around. Quarz was amazingly the captain of the Isometric for a few years despite being the biggest loser in history (or so Redjec claims), a job he liked as its one of the fastest ships in the fleet and thus could retreat very quickly indeed...
Quarz has a number of enemies, most notably Redjec who has dedicated his existence to the downfall and crushing of Quarz. Windscorpion also has terrorised Quarz sexually for years, Quarz's greatest fear is that he will become the plaything and toy of The Windy One...
Delicate Flower was the closest Quarz had to a friend and ally, unfortunately for Quarz Delicate Flower is also aiming to pack Quarz up the ass. He has saved Quarz from death and worse fates many times though never managed to get Quarz to stay long enough in his quarters in order for them to "do the dirty". Perhaps the fact DF liked wearing a rubber gimp outfit with crotch cutaway had something to do with it.
The Hoods finally killed DF leaving Quarz vulnerable. However then DF's sister Crystal Ribbon came to save Quarz, unfortunately for Quarz CR is so demented and weird she makes DF look ordinary. Following a period out of favour during the Late Rotarios regime Quarz has now been given the command of a Friendship class transport though Windy is still said to have big plans for him.
