7.5.09

Character Of The Week : Ayatollah Clone XE (Updated)

For many years Ayatollah Clone XE was the spiritual leader of the Clones and the head of the Church of Oojok. Then he incurred the wrath of The Windscorpion when he executed Windy's boyfriend live on TV (a form of reality TV popular on Cloneworld : Celebrity Firing Squad). XE was forced to fake his own death and was resurrected as Akiwati.

When Oojok was usurped by the secular forces of the Triumvirate Akiwati went underground again. This time he thought long enough to resume his true identity of XE. He formed a terrorist group known as the Sword Of Truth that was dedicated to overthrowing the evil of the secular regime. To that end his men flew airliners into buildings, set off suicide bombs and mortar attacks. The SOT campaign died out as Captain Clone and the Friar cracked down on security on Cloneworld.

Then XE had a route back to power. MBH began a secret project, with his SS-CINT linking up with remnants of the RP and SOT to restore Oojok back to the Clone Star Empire. Using manipulation and mind control Captain Clone was persuaded to allow a return of the teaching of Oojok and the return of Oojok as a ceremonial head of the empire. The Friar was increasingly marginalised. Then XE set his most devious plan yet. He got Windscorpion to believe that The Friar was XE and he had escaped death all this time by pretending to be The Friar. Windy snatched The Friar who is now enjoying a long painful and grisly death. XE then came out of the shadows as the new spiritual head of Oojok Madness though is pretending to be a fake masquerading as XE so that the proles do not know what Windy did to the real one (Friar) who wasn't really XE.

Confusing we know but no more than the average Colombian soap opera.