YourDDS launched to boost popularity with UNP

Recently the UNP have begun to resent paying so much money to the DDS for protection from devastation by evil aliens. The DDS have launched YourDDS, a series of measures to boost the popularity of the DDS with UNP citizens and governments. YourDDS will operate on many levels and will include :

• Windscorpion's Young Men's Guidance Scheme - directing troubled young men at a vulnerable stage in their life. Guiding from the temptations of vice and sloth to the true happiness of endless grinding toil, self-denial and harsh ruthless discipline.
• A new website where the DDS will describe exactly how they are spending UNP taxpayer's money on expensive ways of killing people.
• Regular tours of DDS facilities to members of the public.
• DDS warships will be adopted by major UNP cities, details of the ship's work will be published in the city's major news outlets including number of aliens killed this month.