Windscorpion is currently on vacation, this year he has returned to Earth to his old stomping ground of England. Windy has been inspecting the state of the young men he has found and is not impressed. He has decided to take some young men for some personal vigorous training. Around 45 have been taken to his chambers. The DDS would not comment on reports of screaming and pleading for mercy.
Afterwards Windy visited Mesopotamia, still wracked with war after a century. Windy enjoyed himself with some combat missions against insurgents whom he had hung from lampposts by their genitals... using fishing line. Windy commented it almost bought a tear to his eyes. Almost.
Windy will also be visiting the USA and apparently will be going to Disneyland.
