Riots and unrest have erupted across the UNP/DDS in the wake of Windscorpion's dissappearance down a hole. At GHQ a chapter of the Windy Massive had al fresco gay sex in front of the great statue of LORD ROTARIOS that they desecrated with a giant condom. THE LORD is said to be furious.
On Solaris a chapter of the Windy Massive clashed with the anti-Windy HET PATROL and battled in the streets until Hoods with water cannons and sonic weapons dispersed the crowds. DOC Vodaphone has called on the WM to calm down, "Windy will return soon, remain professional!"
