20.3.06

LORD ROTARIOS reacts to Windy's dissappearance

LORD ROTARIOS, who can dance better than anyone, gave a speech to the New DDS which is still reeling from the dissappearance of Windy, whose ship dissappeared down a hole. Its thought that hundreds of young men in the Windy Massive have had vasectomies in their shock.

"We don't know what has happened to Windscorpion." THE LORD said, "But its probably likely he has gone to battle the Rectoids in another time zone and will return when he has professionally dealt with them. I'd like to remind the New DDS that we are an inclusive organisation offering security and internal monitoring solutions."