DOC Vodaphone made the following speech to the DDS at a meeting of Hood Cadets at GHQ.
"Fellow professionals, we stand here on an apex of opportunity and the fulcrum of change. Behind us is the past of sloth. An inefficient mess of conflicting styles and messages. Its time to be on-message. Sloth is unprofessional and thus has been downsized. In fact sloth no longer exists, we have decided it never existed. What was it we were talking about. See its gone. Not that it ever existed. Whatever it was.
The New DDS is the agent of opportunity and progression. The New DDS is a ziggurat of career growth achieved through professional enhancement to facilitate holistic self-actualisation. Achievement is our reward. Before our peers we enhance our professional status. That is the true joy of life, forget the false happiness of friendship, girls and beer. They are false happiness that does not result in lasting well-being. Only professional enhancement can give you a true glow in real terms.
The New DDS stands for making the most of what you have and providing a round hole for your round ...er... prong. Right-fit strategies for all professionals. We at the New DDS believe in collective self-actualisation achieved through a raft of measures in a tailored programme of professionalism enhancing projects. I'm sure you are all clear with that.
At the end of the day however the New DDS is not what the New DDS can do for a professional its what a professional can do for the New DDS. We offer professional enhancement solutions. The Professionals, you, offer the New DDS the means for progression.
Now thats all clear i shall now present a 4 hour long Powerpoint presentation and we'll have a feedback session with an external facilitator before close of play."
