13.3.06

Unit in focus : Windy Cult / Windy Massive

Windscorpion stands over the DDS as a collosus, a demi-God to many of the young men with mental illness who have flocked to the DDS over the years. It was no surprise, therefore, that a bizarre religion would form centred around the worship of Windy and the purity of H.G.S. The Windy Cult spurned hetrosexuality and friendship to dedicate themselves to their worship of Windy. They even wore Windy outfits at their meetings where they would discuss the deeds of their hero. LORD ROTARIOS had these geeks exterminated just after he took over the DDS.

But from the ashes has formed a new movement the Windy Massive. Some say this new generation of Windy followers is even more fanatical than the Cult. They first came to light when a huge crowd flooded onto the streets to celebrate a Windy victory. The Massive idolise their Lord and his ways. Violent anal injuries are apparently rife amongst them.