Hibiscus, Senior Communications Officer
Dark forces are circling the DDS and are threatening to derail the New DDS Project. This cannot be allowed to happen, years of work and progress must not be snuffed out by the denizens of sloth and decay.
The New DDS Project has rebuilt the DDS on the foundations of work, professionalism and virtue. It has swept aside the sloth and distractions of fun, beer, girls and money. These are false happiness vectors and must be opposed! The New DDS Project stands for personal growth, true happiness through self-denial and frugality and holistic self-actualisation. I call upon the DDS in your social working clusters to help facilitate a raft of action vectors to this external threat of anti-change management so we can rightsize a full-spectrum response.
At the end of the day the DDS : men, women and Hoods can be reunited through their purity of professionalism. The external agents of anti-change management may try and derail the New DDS Project but we will stand firm! It is time for us to fight for professionalism! Rise up and eject the enemies of professionalism! Sanctimonia of voluntas!