Gibson victim of data error

Dino Liaison Officer Gibson has unfortunately been the victim of a data error where his private and sensitive medical details were accidentally e-mailed to everyone in the DDS. Thus everyone could read the lurid details of the anal reconstruction surgery Gibson has received recently after what the doctor describes as "Violent, brutal and sustained anal sex." Images of his small genitalia were also included with the e-mail. Everyone in the DDS was also able to read of his erectile dysfunction problems.

A DDS spokesman said how these details were broadcast is a mystery, it must have been a pure one in a million fluke he went on to say and it was purely bad luck that Gibson's records were sent out of everyone.