OK Christmas is coming and Windy is ready to get his presents... so how clued up have you been in the crazy DDS Universe this year? Take this quiz to find out!
1) Our 100th issue UV100 featured the rise of what?
a) The Hoods
b) Windy's penis
c) Price of fish
2) What did conspiracy nutjob Goodson discover evidence of?
a) A massacre called by Ronald
b) Defects in the reactor core of DDS ships
c) DDS involved in crime
3) What did the Rectoids plan to do to defeat the DDS once and for all?
a) Biogenic attack on Proxima
b) Go back in time and prevent the evolution of humans
c) Massive military attack
4) Who was made Deputy SS Commander to keep an eye on Lakes?
a) Z-B-H
b) Gibson
c) Razorback
5) What did Future Guy do after Ronald beheaded Megara to replace the ex-HCS agent?
a) Create a robot Megara
b) Clone Megara
c) Bring in a female Megara from another timeline
6) Which of the following recruits did not make it to the end of recruit school as he couldn't do a space walk?
a) Louis
b) Krusty
c) El Radigol
7) How was Windy rewarded for defeating the Rectoids?
a) DDS Medal Of Honour
b) Being able to shoot paintballs up Quarz's arse
c) Sex with the 1st DDS Space Marines Brigade, all of them
8) XE's terrorist group is called?
a) Return Of The Eye
b) Soldiers Of Oojok
c) Sword Of Truth
9) Who got married in 2106?
a) Smellyson & Pheldira
b) Quarz & Deliate Flower
c) Ronald & Holisai
10) What does Quarz call his Pentekonter OPV?
a) SS Brasidas
b) SS Death Trap
c) SS Certain Death
So how did you do? The answers are below but don't forget people who peek will be punished... There are 10 questions so it shouldn't require advanced mathematics to work out your percentage so Deal Or No Deal...
0-30% - The Banker owns your ass
31-50% - You dealt on 5K and your box held 250K, idiot
51-70% - Congratulations you got 100K, now buy me a beer
71%+ - The Banker is your bitch
ANSWERS :
1A 2A 3B 4A 5C 6A 7B 8C 9A 10B
