18.12.06

Character of the week : M-B-H

The self-styled Chosen One was thought to be missing in action but has been unveiled as "Future Guy" (see news story) and is now in custody.

M-B-H is the son of G-B-H, Ronald's best friend and deputy, and a promising career looked destined for M-B-H as he rose to Tribune in the army. However M-B-H grew impatient and annoyed as he saw people like Smellyson overtake him in the pecking order. He thought that he would never reach what he saw as his rightful place : the Emperorship. Therefore M-B-H began a secret campaign to destabilise Ronald. He colluded with the ABBOs and Terrasaurs to put the Dinos under full-stretch then tried to have Ronald killed. His plan failed and M-B-H was uncovered as a traitor. But he managed to escape and became a fugative.

M-B-H joined the HCS and soon became one of Oojok's most valued lieutenants. He eventually was made one of the "Kings" when Oojok tried splitting the Clone Empire into 4 Kingdoms. M-B-H still aspired to the Dino Emperorship though and tried to kill Ronald again. His plan was thought to have succeeded and M-B-H became Emperor after the election (with typical Dino logic even a traitor like M-B-H can be considered the right man for the job). However when Ronald was found to be not dead the Dino Empire was forced to become a dual-Emperorship as M-B-H was legally the monarch also.

M-B-H now bored of being in the HCS and was kicked out by Oojok but was not really bothered. Now he plotted to dispose of Ronald so he could rule on his own. He attempted a coup using the SS but his plans failed and he was forced to flee. M-B-H dissappeared in a subspace accident and was thought lost but instead was catapulted into the far future. He was saved by a time tourist from the 42nd century who arrived in M-B-H's time period by mistake. He showed M-B-H how to operate his timeship (and M-B-H thanked him by marooning him on the desolate future Dino-Land where he could be raped to death by giant horny centipedes). M-B-H attempted to destroy Ronald using his time technology but failed again.

So is M-B-H really the Chosen One or really a jealous loser? There is no doubt he is a highly dangerous individual with a good line in cutting remarks. His ruthlessless knows no bounds and he is twisted by unbridled ambition. There is no doubt that the Chosen One will continue in his quest to seize power until his death!