Its that time of year again when Windy dons his Santa outfit and terrorises young recruits with his stocking fillers... Try out the DDS Quiz, are you an expert or a dunce? A master or a servant?
1) The Hoods are...?
a - The sinister enforcers of Rotarios' professional regime
b - White sheet wearing fucks
c - both a & b
2) Salamander's favourite magazine is?
a - Chainsaw Weekly
b - Porn & Guns
c - Take A Break
3) Who has a heart-shaped vibrating rotating water bed?
a - Windy
b - Oh come on who else could it be?!
4) What does Redjec want to do with Quarz?
a - Treat him to a Pizza
b - Polish his helmet
c - Bugger him with the nosecone of Concorde
5) Action Painting likes the new regime because...
a - He wants Rotarios' babies
b - So arrogant fucks like Sea Urchin have to call him sir (not that they do...)
c - The old one was sooo 21st century
6) Ronald's daughter is called?
a - Crystal
b - Sunita
c - Margaret Thatcher
7) The motto of the SS is...
a - To serve is to protect
b - Brutal suppression of all Dino rights under our wheels of steel
c - Hard & heavy baby
8) Razorback has a collection of what?
a - Stamps
b - Specialist violent East European animal porn
c - Bottle tops
9) Who is Akiwati (XE)'s brother?
a - Captain Clone
b - Benito Clone
c - Electron
10) What was special about Weinz's journey home from the war?
a - It took a long time
b - It had to remain a secret between himself and a 1000 whores
c - Its secret
And relax! How did you do? The answers are below, we hope you did not peek... that is off-message.
RATING :
0-3 right : You infidel!
4-6 : Ronald might pee on you if you was on fire, perhaps...
7-9 : You may serve in the DDS fleet, under Windy...
10 : Oojok!!!
ANSWERS : 1 C 2 B 3 A 4 C 5 B 6 A 7 B 8 B 9 C 10 B
