12.12.05

Character of the week : Lord Rotarios

Lord Rotarios, the eternal DDS Commander! Hail to Lord Rotarios! Hail his polished head! Lord Rotarios, who knows things known not by all others! Lord Rotarios, fearless master of the cosmic powers! Lord Rotarios, illustrious mastermind of all knowledge! Lord Rotarios, i hear hes good at snooker as well.

Rotarios has had a long yet varied career in the DDS. He started off in the old days as a member of Windscorpion's team but soon sought the greener grass of the HCS. After he killed Windscorpion he became a top man in the Clone Empire. Then after Windy's resurrection he sought revenge and punished Rotarios, turning his head into an ornament.

However the Mutre Bee rescued Rotarios and Professor Piss rebuilt his body. Rotarios embarked on a two stage course 1) kill Windy 2) take over the DDS. The first he thought he had achieved when he engineered the destruction of the Pulsar during the Porquatian war. The second he achieved with the help of his acolytes Action Painting and Vodaphone and the shadowy Hoods.

Windy came back from injuries but he found the DDS now a New DDS that stands for personal growth, holistic self-actualisation and brutal self-denial. Windy was forced to bow before the greatness that is LORD ROTARIOS!

(note : Character Of The Week will be taking a break for now. Starting in the new year a weekly series profiling some of the top and special military units in the DDS Universe)