The son of Emperor Ronald, Smellyson Iguana and the daughter of Deputy Emperor G-B-H, Pheldira Gola are to marry, a government spokesman confirmed last night after much media speculation. The couple have had a troubled relationship, mainly because of Pheldira's brother M-B-H and his evil schemes to kill Ronald and Smellyson. After a period of exile away from Dino-Land Smellyson and Pheldira split up, citing the strain of the exile period.
However now they are back together, though no date has yet been set for their wedding. Ronald said, "I am very happy my son has finally sorted his life out." Smellyson, the head of the elite Emperor Special Body Guard (ESBG) was given the traditional celebration by his men. He was unceremonially dumped in the nearest fountain by a group of ESBG.
