Lord Rotarios, oh how wonderous is he, outlined the theme for the third anniversary of his election as DDS Commander early next month. The theme this year is "Living the dream" and symbolises how a hard and spartan existance without the distractions of fun and enjoyment but with the joys of endless toil and self-actualisation is a paradise for all right-minded professionals.
Lord Rotarios continued by saying he would develop this theme during the third year of his glorious 1000 year Reich. "I want the New DDS to be a dreamworld for professionals." He said, "Right actions not wrong thoughts. The New DDS turns professionals into square pegs for square holes, not the deviance of round holes."
Vodaphone added, "The New DDS is an Anvil of Opportunity upon which the indecision of unprofessionalism is broken by the Hammer of Choice and taken away to be cooled in the Waters of Achievement by the Tongs of Self-Development!"
