Several well known personalities across the galaxy are releasing new books in the run up to Christmas. Captain Clone has released "Work Hard & Sweat, Then Work Harder!", a tough and no-prisoners work-out manual for young men who wish to achieve the Captain Clone body or die trying (which is more likely). Captain Clone says "Losers need not apply, though i'd prefer if they bought it anyway so they can see what a real man looks like."
MBH meanwhile is releasing volume 3 of "Why I'm Great!", an 800 page tomb continuing it's description of MBH's great achievements and the conspiracy that had held him down, by others jealous of his greatness et cetera.
Finally Windscorpion is releasing "The Dangerous Book About Boys" which comes in a rubber sheath.
