13.3.24

Scandal of senior Clone Empire figures taking billions in state cash erupts

Bank details which allege that senior figures in the Clone Star Empire have been trousering huge amounts of state cash which has been withheld from the Clone Defence Forces and other state functions. The bank details were released online by conspiracy theory broadcaster Goodson and Clone cable TV channels. If true they point to a massive corruption scandal where figures like Ayatollah Clone XE and Sleeze have received billions of zarks from the Clone treasury.

A spokesclone for Ayatollah Clone XE said the allegations were completely false. A treasury official has also denied the secret funds. However, senior CDF figures have condemned it saying the defence forces have been starved of funds while people like XE fund their lavish and decadent life styles.

Sleeze has not commented, he is on route to Remedia Prime with Oojok to retrieve the body of Oojok's son Wolkapi who died yesterday.