23.3.24

Oojok renounces claim to CSE throne, announces retirement

Speaking from an undisclosed location on Dino-Land, Oojok has said his political career is over and that he and Sleeze will now enjoy retirement! He has renounced any claims to power in the Clone Star Empire and indeed offered support to the military Junta which launched a successful coup.

His speech was short and is listed in full below. Some sources say the speech was written by the Junta and Oojok said it in return for the CSE not pursuing him or Sleeze in future. This has not been confirmed or denied by the Junta though Admiral Anderson later said he wished Oojok and Sleeze a happy retirement!

"My dear Clones in the Clone Star Empire. This week the old order was swept aside as the military led by Admiral Anderson took power. I was shocked at first but now i realise that the time has come for the Clones to be led by the Clones. For reason to replace superstition, for progress to replace regression.

"Sleeze and I are now on Dino-Land, guests of the Dino Empire. We are of course Dinos and it is time for us to retire to the land of our birth. We wish the CSE all success as it strives forward in a bright future. I ask all Clones to renounce the old ways and to give the military your support.

"The Church of Oojok is over. Now the Clone Star Empire stands ready for it's next chapter. Clones are great!"