Ronald addressed the SS at it's HQ Fort Apache: The Bronx yesterday and caused a stir by calling the SS a "cesspit of moral depravity and decay". His remarks drew tremendous applause, many SS regarding this as the greatest of compliments.
Ronald however went on to say the SS needed to dial back it's deviance somewhat and try and become more professional. "You don't need to change what you are... or what you get up to in your... private moments." he said, "But duty comes first!"
Ronald's remarks will be heeded as a majority of SS revere him as their living God.
