7.12.14

Windscorpion is alive!

The DDS and the known universe is in shock after DDS Commander Firefly announced that Windscorpion did not die last year after all. Instead he had faked his own death with DDS agreement so he could retire to a secluded temple to renew himself after having grown weary after two decades of being the apogee of man.

"Because he didn't want to be annoyed by journalists, groupies and prostitutes Windy thought it best if he was considered dead and with DDS help a "decline and fall" was engineered." Firefly said. SFX also faked his death so he could devote himself to guarding his father. Firefly said that Windy is now nearing the end of his time in the temple and will return to DDS and iP Services duties in the new year.

The news was greeted with riots and mass celebrations across the UNP and DDS.