How much notice have you taken of the DDS this year? Take this quiz to find out if you are a SS Singles centrefold or the Apogee of Man.
1) Who is Emperor Melson's chief rival in the Bolitic Confederacy?
a) Erinthorn
b) Joshi
c) Ronald
2) Who did SFX have sex with much to Windy's disgust?
a) A woman
b) A Dino SS stormtrooper
c) Quarz
3) Which advanced Saurian faction destroyed a Tarbotian fleet?
a) Malanas Assembly
b) Sirikwan
c) Bolitic Confederacy
4) Which ex-Dino agent did Ronald find on a remote planet?
a) Megara
b) Bife
c) Gibson
5) Which major Clone figure died earlier in the year?
a) Sleeze
b) Herr Clone
c) Benito Clone
6) What is the name of the shadowy ancient cult which has menaced the Dinos and now the DDS?
a) The Green
b) The Bolitic
c) Acheron
7) Which Rim World planet came under the attention of the Tarbotians?
a) Charlotte
b) Melaris 12
c) Porquat 640
8) What was most notable about the Dino encounter with the IKA?
a) The IKA were powerful
b) The IKA did not show themselves being masters of illusion
c) The IKA were weaker than thought
9) What happened to the son of the UNP President which required DDS intervention?
a) He was captured by the Bolitic
b) He was caught in bed with Gibson
c) He was a Utrek spy
10) What was the code name of Ronald's year-long mission of exploration?
a) Slim Chance
b) Long Shot
c) No Hope
11) What planet were Team Quarz sent to to investigate "strange goings on"?
a) Dino-Land
b) Charlotte 6
c) Melaris 12
12) What did Ronald encounter on Omega Tau 61B?
a) The Bolitic
b) Space worms
c) Gibson naked
13) Who helped Terin with his plot to kill Benito?
a) The Dragon
b) Wolkapi
c) Megara
14) Which old enemy did Ronald encounter near the end of his mission?
a) The Bolitic
b) The Nazis
c) The Terrasaurs
15) What year were Megara and Dick Nose sent to by Future Guy in their final mission?
a) 2126
b) 3000
c) 2067
16) How did Windy fake his death?
a) Teleport accident
b) Explosion
c) Buried alive
17) What did the Repicans try to sell to the Utrek?
a) DDS military secrets
b) An abandoned secret Bolitic weapon
c) Gibson
18) Why did the Berkivs want to kill Ronald and his crew?
a) They don't like Dinos
b) Orders from the Bolitic
c) Jerry accidentally committed sacrilege
19) What did Acheron mind control make Salamander do?
a) Have a girlfriend
b) Shoot Windscorpion
c) Go to B&Q
20) How did Megara die?
a) Shot by Dick Nose
b) Nuclear explosion
c) Poisoned by chips
How did you do? All the answers can be found in this year's DDS comic stories or they are given below but no peeking please! Now what is your score, how do you rate?
0-5 - You will be spending 2014 oiled up and naked with a python doing photoshoots for SS Singles
6-10 - Henry will be using you as his training punchbag
11-16 - To the Arctic assault course with you, naked if your score was below 14
17-19 - MBH and his crew will take you for a beer later, you are paying. Warning, Real Doll drinks a LOT!
20 - Well hello there, are you either the Apogee of Man or the Anointed One?
Answers
1a 2b 3a 4b 5c 6c 7b 8b 9a 10b 11b 12b 13a 14c 15a 16a 17b 18c 19b 20b
