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Windscorpion celebrates his birthday

Windscorpion, the hardcore icon of the DDS, celebrated his 38th birthday today and was presented with a Lynx gift pack by DOO Action Painting at a ceremony at DDS Terran HQ in Stoke. Windy said he has enjoyed his first extended vacation for some years now and feels it is time to reflect and look forward as the big 40 comes on.

Windy denied he was "past it" and said he could still "get it up" despite rumours to the contrary published in the Terran Star. He did not comment when asked about the rape of the reporter of the story a few nights before. "Shit happens." is all Windy said.